Thursday, February 09, 2006

The Missing Dollar !

3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk said the room is $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room.

A while later the man behind the desk realised the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys' room with $5. On the way the bellboy couldnt figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man a $1 and keep the other $2 for himself.

This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27, add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29.

Where is the other dollar?

Monday, February 06, 2006

夠了

我絕對有理由相信自己是身處在戰場中. 無論是單響的還是連發的, 這些炮火聲經足夠讓我淪陷. 拜託, 我們已經不再需要這些來軀趕年獸, 你們難道不可以"輕手"點嗎? 無能的警察們, 即使你們無法足戶去檢舉(或許你們根本沒採取行動), 大可把你們警車的siren放大聲點, 做點阻嚇也行吧.

我明白拜天公的重要性, 可是需要那麼重的火藥來製造氣氛嗎? 請不要忘記這是犯法的, 你們要警察隻眼開隻眼閉, 自己也不要那麼招搖過市. 我大人大姐還能忍受那些突如其來的巨響, 可是老人家和嬰兒呢?

總之, 這一刻我覺得這些人很缺德.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

明天

希望等下拜天公的街坊可以不那麼地"嘈亂巴閉", 請讓我有覺好睡. 我雖然不想上班, 可是明天還是會來臨的.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

年, 又過年

No matter you started driving at 4am(as what my cousin did), 10am (my dad) or myself at 3pm on CNY eve, you will just ended up in the bumper to bumper highway. For the 15km strech between Sungai Buloh & Rawang i was only able to crawled at the speed of 10km/h. So, for this 15km i had spent almost an hour. Its a 3-car lane for this stretch, i am not able to imagine whats going to happen after this when it enter into 2-car lane. Am i going to miss the reunion dinner? How i hope i can just turn back home.

But things just happened strangly, the traffic eased better after Rawang even it become 2 lanes. So, are you telling me all the people balik kampung to Rawang? And i just dont understand why there were so many non chinese on the road contributing to the traffic. Why couldnt them delay their balik kampung trip or holiday plans for just 1 day? You know, it could make a lot of difference. To me, there were just too many question marks for the cause of this traffic jam.

Alright, instead of the normal 2 hour drive, i spent 3.5 hour to reach Ipoh. Sounded not too bad, right? But for people like me who dislike the CNY routine at Ipoh, this had worsen the case.


Saturday, January 28, 2006

Lets go

After 'mi mi mo mo' for the whole morning, now i am ready to go back to ipoh. This is the great thing of driving 2 cars back, so i can take my own sweet time but my dad (who departed hours ago) said the traffic on the highway is bad.......

Okay, thats all for this lunar year. See you next year.

Gong Hei Fatt Choy!!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

避年計畫

非常不辛的, 今年的避年計畫宣告失敗. 所以我又得過例牌的新年行程.

不過leh,

大年初三(即星期二)開始我就會回到吉隆坡, 所以如果有甚麼飯局, 賭局......

請記得預埋我的份, 我可不想呆坐在家裡發霉.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

一廂情願

這就是差點在送之前穿煲的禮物. 鄭小姐, 傳短訊時請看清收件人是誰才送出去哦, 覆水難收啊.



對, 這些都像我會買的東西. 那系列的t-shirt我就差點買來當交換禮物之用, 可惜就因為size問題所以才放棄. 抱歉, 你們應該沒有感覺到我很喜歡的興奮吧. 其實我也不解為何鄭小姐會對自己那麼有信心, 事前就認定我會很喜歡. 其實這不關這份禮物的事, 我確實是喜歡的. 只是, 我正面臨著偶爾會發生在我身上的莫名情緒低落期,所以才顯得有點心不在焉. 我所表現出的心不在焉也並非鄭小姐你一廂情願所想的理由而形成的, 這一點我必須再次澄清. 無論如何, 我都感激你們所付出的心思, 至少我不會淪落到收購物禮券.

那隻狗是可愛的, 星期五我會穿那件衣示眾的啦.

p/s: Sylvia, thanks for your greeting from London, and others sms/msn greetings i have received from all my friends.